it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
pray to the hookup gods
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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