ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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