So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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