If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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