I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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