Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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