Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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