I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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