I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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