im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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