Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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