Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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