My boss' voice literally gives me gas
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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