Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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