Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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