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(706): View more from Georgia

I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."

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(515): View more from Iowa

Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.

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(812): View more from Indiana

i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.

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(419): View more from Ohio

you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you

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(317): View more from Indiana

She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..

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(949): View more from California

I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.

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