hotel room ftw
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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