Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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