Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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