How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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