Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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