So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
one two three fourrrrnication!
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
