She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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