Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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