Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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