i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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