I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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