no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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