she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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