I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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