Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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