Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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