ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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