absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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