K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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