I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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