She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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