I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
