I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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