i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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