take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She bit a glass in half.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
