another moral hangover. fuck.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
