oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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