I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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