Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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