If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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