Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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