So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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