we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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