I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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