This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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