Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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