David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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