So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
i need some magic done to my vagina
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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