he wants to bone in the snuggie
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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