we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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