I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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