Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Randomize
